Quotes Page

"They've got a game called 'Tank The Yank'" ~Marta
"I played it last night!" ~Ricky in response
"You got the honkity honk honk from a Huffy!" ~Margot re man on bike honking at Kristin and Becca
"I am a hairy glass of milk!" ~Brad at the beach
"Winning a tie is like kissing your sister- sure, it's GOOD, but it doesn't mean anything!" ~Ryan re ping pong
"She is BEAUTIFUL!!" ~Man in convenience store on King St. in regards to Sonia
"What happens if your beer gets cold?" ~A tipsy Sarah A.
"I don't give a flying @$%* about macadamia nuts in Japan- I don't care! I don't care!" ~Em re independent projects
"I'm gonna go try that boob thing" ~Margot re getting free beers in a bar
"You guys, embrace the wetness!" ~Becca puddle jumping in the rain
"From this angle, you kinda look like an orgasmic fish." ~Em to Becca
"I need a bar. I don't have much time before I (mess) someone up!" ~Drunk Margot on street in Sydney
"You got born." ~Brad to Margot "You look like a &*^#ing walking waste bin!" ~Owen to Brad
"Who's making out with a bandit?" ~Sonia
"I'm not very educated- But, you know!" ~Betsy
"That isn't a fly" ~Brad "That is a fly" ~Miel "Well, start flying, Buddy!" ~Brad to fly
"My goal is to stay off your list." ~Steph in regards to quote list (gotcha there, girlie!)
"That's the first head I've had in a long time" ~Brad re licking Steve's head "That sounds like a personal problem" ~Miel in response
"My butt and this bench aren't getting along very well." ~Eliza
"I have leg crabs!" ~Becca re allergy bumps on her legs
"Good beer is good- bad beer is not so good." ~ a very profound (and drunk) Emily
"Is that a pineapple?" ~Becca
"If you have a topic, and you treat it seriously, you're going to be fine. I mean, you could study bungholes, or whatever." ~Miel re Independent Projects
"Geologically, not that much- Pigeons, it would probably mess up quite badly." ~Brett Marmo (lecturer) re what the pole reversal in OZ changed
"If you take Crocodile Dundee as a guide for contemporary Australia then you will end up knowing less about Australia than I know about Portland, Oregon." ~Paul Dwyer (another lecturer)
"Baba ganousch?" ~Man on street to Brad
"Tahini?" ~Steve
"It looks like one of those you could just hop on and ride." ~Steve re big fish at the aquarium
"They've got a platypus over there. I love em- they're such neat little critters!' ~Em (had to go in there, just because she said 'critters')
"If I could push a button that would kill all cats in Australia I certainly would." ~Farrah (giving a tour in the Natural History Museum
"If anyone needs a map of Australia, we can just hose Sonia down from the South, then stamp her around." ~Margot re Sonia's Australia Map butt print
"I'm done! I'm done!" ~Flailing Ricky running out of ocean after being stung by jellyfish
"You look like a girl. You should really cut your hair." ~Guy in convenience store to Owen.
"My boyfriend likes it this way" ~Owen in response
"I didn't recognize our group because everyone was topless!" ~Rosemary re sunbathing group at Manly Beach
"OH MY GOSH!!! You just nailed me in the head with your HUGE shoe!" ~Margot
"How many people do I have to knock in the face before I finally get it right?" ~Nick
"I never knew my cuticles could be so soft and pliable, it's beautiful! ~Ryan re the pedicure Margot gave him
Yay for nakie frolicking!" ~Emily
"BAIL!!!" ~Becca
"I want to worship your body!" ~Drunk Brad to Carmen
"It's my white whale." ~Bogle re the mosquito he couldn't catch
"Leftovers from last night?" ~strange man on ferry re bird poop on Betsy's
"Was he wearing pants?" ~Sonia to Margot (oh, you know!)
"Aaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssss" ~Steve
"They're just like watching cartoons- they look great, but you can't touch" ~Ricky re underage girls
"That's a stupid tire you've got there!" ~Marta re pickup lines in OZ
"Eeewww- concave feet!" ~Becca