| “Mormon’s painted my sister’s house.” -Davy |
| “There’s someone in that taxi…oh wait,
that’s the driver.” -Stephanie K. |
| “The thing I always liked about My Little Ponies was
their huge asses.” -Miles |
| “That’s some zoom.” -Stephanie K. |
| “This is the genius edition?” -Shannon, in reference to a 1981 Australia edition of Trivial Pursuit |
| “When you pitch, what’s the optimum bounce-age
of the ball?” -Elishia asking a bowler how to play the game of Cricket |
| “Sa-Sa Le-Le” -Darcy misreading a sign in a store window that said “sale” |
| “Can I do the pee dance?” -Jessie, on Pitt Street, Sydney |
| "I woke up at 7, then I blinked and it was 8:30." -Shannon |
| "Watch out for the sticky nuts." -Darcy |
| "Are you comfortable with this, Elishka?" -street performer, while juggling knives over Elishia's head |
| "I think I know what I'm talking about." -Elishia |
| "Is that where they have karaoke?" -Jessie, looking at the entrance to the Tool Shed (an adult entertainment store) |
"Did you put something in the water?" "No...well,
there's milk in the fridge." |
| "I died in my dream, but I was Winona Ryder, so it
didn't count." -Elishia |
| "It's not sugar, it's frozen." -Darcy |
| "My roomate likes to pretend I'm his stallion." -Davey |
| "All my lectures are hot!" -Rob |
| "I think I just have too much confidence in my own
ability to handle things that I can't deal with incompetence." -Darcy |
"You can come back to my house and play with my
brother's friends." |
| "I was thinking about being embalmed the other day." -Elishia |
| “They’re like slugs with teeth.” -Lindsay (describing leeches) |
| “I just want a big beastly man to carry me around
everywhere…no, I want a human-sized stroller!” -Stephanie K |
| “Tom, you’re a stud.” -Stephanie
Smith “Damn right I am.” -Tom |
| “Will you please go away, you are making me nervous!” -Jessie to a spider |
| “Boys…Davy, Miles & Travis…NO NO NO!” -Nicole playing MASH |
| “The gerry’s are out for their day walk.” -Jessie, observing an elderly tour group at Lamington |
| "Wait! We have somebody who makes sense!” -Nicole |
| “The sun comes out and everybody’s all: vitamin
D- woohoo!” -Elishia |
| " It’s different here, they have bikkies and
mozzies…oh my!” -Nicole |
| “George W. Bush has suggested that Osama Bin Laden
is hiding in a place no man can find. This may lead some Australian
women to believe he is hiding behind a clitoris.” -Australian Cosmo Magazine |
| “I think it’s funny that this town is called
“gimpy”…I don’t know if I’m pronouncing
that right.” -Lindsay on the bus, passing the town of Gympie, which is in fact pronounced that way |
| “My watch keeps falling into a wormhole." -Travis |
| “Woah! I just got a faceful of tree!” -Lindsay |
| “It is handmade? I mean, I guess somebody has to pat
the sand on their asses.” -Lindsay talking about a magnet claiming to be made by hand |
| “These are my racin’ stripes.” -Travis describing his tan lines on his arms |
| “Well, I saw two horse over there.” -Travis verifying that Rubyvale isn’t just a one-horse town |
| “Huddle!…Hi, I’m Shannon…I’m
in Australia…Break!” -Shannon |
| “This bar closes in 15 minutes?! What kinda hick town
is this?!” -Shannon, at the Royal Hotel (Rubyvale) at 11:45PM |
| “Rob is making me hot!” -Dana comments on Rob’s attire |
| “You know what? You can kiss my non-snake-bitten ass!” -Jessie |
| “I was going on penile recon.” -Elishia, while observing kangaroos at Carnarvon |
| “Here we have a gray-bearded honey-eater.” -Travis, describing Rob |
| “I’m drinking water from the danger zone.”
–Nicole “Well, I’m on my second liter of water from the danger zone.” –Darcy |
| “It doesn’t smell like it has germs.” “It doesn’t look like it has germs.” “It doesn’t taste like it has germs.” - Various observations made by those brave enough to try the natural spring water at Canarvon Gorge |
| “Puberty sucks. I sweat at the threat of warmth.” -Davy |
| “Elderly people will bite…Human bites hurt!” -Stephanie K |
| “Oh, you’re going for the mid-descent conversion,
eh?” -Travis |
| “It’s a backhoe, cause it’s a ho but it’s
backwards.” -Stephanie K |
| “We can do synchronized foot dancing.” -Nicole |
| “It’s a bag full of fun!” -Travis |
| “Let’s go to town [Gladstone], shall we?”
–Darcy, at the Clinton Van Park “Please, before I snap and rip all these things [camp-o-tels] out of the ground!” –Lindsay |
| “The only difficult thing about doing laundry here
is asking you [Rob] for $1 coins!” -Stephanie S |
| “If I wanted to live in a trailer park, would I have
paid $17,000 to do it in Australia?” -Lindsay |
| “I feel kinda sacriligeous eating this easter bunny
before Easter…I mean, it does represent Jesus coming back and
all.” -Lindsay |
| “It just gets the sluttiest people drunk faster.” -Shannon (commenting on the game “I never”) |
| “Don’t you want some lovin’ from Davy
Jones?” -Davy, while sitting on Travis’s lap |
| “You get motion blur with my bootie shakin’
on video.” -Davy |
| “There’s no I in team, but there is a me.” -Stephanie S |
| “I like the horse-he’s got lips. The king is
like, dude, where’s your face?” -Jessie, playing with the giant chess set on Heron Island |
| “I want to go back to my tent and strip!” -Dana, referring to making her grass skirt |
| “If I can’t swim for an hour after eating, I
sure can’t wadumah!” -Shannon |
| “When I look at those blankets, I think smallpox!
No, I think feverish child barfing everywhere.” -Shannon |
"Oh my God, it smells like 1960 in here!" |